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Job advert: Mother


Full time (24 hours 7 days a week). Salary is £0. Your breaks will not be at fixed times nor for fixed lengths. During any breaks you must be on call and available to respond immediately. This is the same for ‘days off’. Days off only permitted if you pay someone else to do your unpaid role or or you find someone you trust with every fibre of your being that will do it for free.


There is no training and no experience required but the skills you must acquire on the job are:

  • first aid

  • Risk assessment

  • Conflict management

  • Cleaning

  • Nutrition

  • Time management

  • Emergency response

  • Problem solving

  • Pastoral care

  • People managing

  • Health and safety

  • Working on high pressure/high stakes environments.


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